Personal Growth/New Age - Everything Is Wrong With You

Everything Is Wrong With You, The Modern Woman's Guide to Finding Self-Confidence Through Self Loathing

By Wendy Molyneux

Item No. #Z2010

Other self-help book authors will try to tell you that there's something wrong with you. Wendy Molyneux is here to tell you that everything is wrong with you. The good news is that any woman who reads this book, and put its advice into action, will not only become the perfect woman--impeccably dressed, well-spoken, well-married, great at entertaining and the sexual arts, and the mother of a brood of exemplary children--but will also acquire ninja powers and be able to control physical objects with their mind. Does it promise a lot? Yes. But that is what this country is about. Making empty promises in order to acquire a vast personal fortune. Seriously, what is wrong with you? Again, to re-emphasize, everything.
Remember, if you were OK, there wouldn't be so many books and magazines out there devoted to helping you get prettier and be more stylish. I mean, if you think that publishers are just in it for the money, then you definitely have trust issues! How can you solve them? Please purchase this book to find out. And maybe buy an extra copy in case you lose this one. And a third one in case you get mugged on your way home and the mugger demands three copies in exchange for your life. It happens all the time.

About the Author

Wendy Molyneux is a popular contributor to McSweeney's Internet Tendency with a strong following online. Several of her pieces were included in the McSweeney's books Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans, and Mountain Man Dance Moves. Her work has also appeared in the LA Weekly and the journal MonkeyBicycle. She performs improv in Hollywood at the Improv Olympic West, a comedy powerhouse that has launched many Saturday Night Live and Mad TV performers. She has also appeared at Second City Los Angeles and the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater. Most recently, Wendy was a writer and sketch player on The Megan Mullally Show.